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Allison Schulnik’s textured paintings move between stirring and ominous scenes and more surreal characters. See more on HiFructose.com.
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A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa
ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say!
ricky’s great-grandma: dohuhohohwhehelghuhohokesynohehCHRISTMAS huahhahohoho
I thought of this while i was driving today and almost drove into my mailbox
It’s that time of year again
merry christmas
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you know what time it is babey!!!
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(Source: catsofinstagram)
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(Source: teathattast)
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my girls carrying me from the club to the uber
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me the 3rd time I’ve gone up to this guys hotel room to ask him to stop vaping because it’s setting off the fire alarm because the clouds are so thick it’s disrupting the sensors and he answers the door all freaked out and jumpy and I have to go in and look around and make sure there isn’t actually a fire only to find that the curtain rod is broken and the closet shelf is broken and the sheets are tied into ropes and when I asked him about it he admitted to me that he did a lil meth and decided to try autoerotic asphyxiation but nothing was sturdy enough and to please not tell his boss because he was in town for job training and they’re paying for his room:

I’m sorry what

Working at a hotel is just Like That
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She’s cute, but needs to be restarted often. :/ (Turn on HD+sound 🔊)
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A bowl of salad in the seat of a wheelchair rolling down the street unassisted
life is fragile and beautiful
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Ice washed onto the black sand beach of lake Jökulsárlón, Iceland.
Photo credit: Konstantin Khrapko
